Need to Move to Brazil,

So when I retire, I plan to open up a restaurant/bar ( a juice bar), hey it’s for families, I run only family oriented businesses. Location you ask? 100 meters off a beach in brazil, isla grande. How do you pay? We’ll figure that details out later. You gotta swim or use a canoe to get to the restaurant. It’s gonna be just floating there. We will be closed during storm season. Pretty much disassembled and put back together every season. Daddy will be most of the time reading and writing. I’m not talking laptop, I’m talking parchment and quills. Seriously, if I need some ink, I’m gonna dive down, find me a squid, bring it back up, squeeze some ink out into my bottle, dip my quill into, start writin, old school, gangsta!. There you go, my retirement plan. Be fishing for fresh fish (as opposed to fishing for non fresh fish), fry that up with some panko breading, or some tempura, get me some Cajun hot sauce from Louisiana, couple of fresh mangoes, fresh lemonade....how you livin bigg e. smalls? Damn right. Large and Stupendous.